It's really like that...???

Some of us took our friend,an older women,out to lunch to celebrate her birthday.
When the waitress came to take our order,one of the women told her, "This is a special occasion.
Elsie is 92 today".
   
        The waitress made seven instant enemies and one friend by asking, "Which one is Elsie".

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A lady came into the charity shop where I work,brandishing a large carrier bag. "I'd like to donate this rather lovely table lamp,"she said.
"I know you don't take electricals,so I've cut the plug off."

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from Reader's Digest